2) To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
3) The road to success??.. is always under construction.
4) Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again,
neither does Milk.
5) In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have
ability to repay back.
6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.
7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter
before you hear them speak.
8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
9) If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.
10) You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it
falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
11) Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner. 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
12) As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?.
If it is bad, it happens.
13) He who has the gold, makes the rules
14) Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is
still late.
15) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being
sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
16) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the
person in front of you will always have the most complex of
transactions.
17) If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you
don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
18) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
19) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.
20) After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always
pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than
the other.
21) If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
22) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the
cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
23) Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need
more.
24) There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and
the right side.
25) An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes
it sound confusing.
26) Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
them.
27) Never argue with a fool.People might not know the difference.
28) When you're right, no one
remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
29) Always remember
that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
30) Well done is better than well said .
31) Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is
looking.
32) Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY,
there are many WAYS. Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and
RELATIVES.
32) Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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