zone. The cop asks her for her license and registration. She
says, "License, what's that?"
He replies, "It's what they ask for when you buy liquor."
She says, "Oh, I get it," and hands him her license.
Then she asks what a registration is. He says, "It's
probably in your glove box. Just open it and give me the
papers inside." She does, so he returns to his car.
He calls the police dispatcher and says, "I think I just
pulled over the dumbest blonde ever! She didn't even know
what a license was." The dispatcher says, "I know who she is. She's
driving a
new BMW, with pink mirrors."
The cop says, "Yeah, how'd you know?"
The dispatcher says, "Never mind that, just go up to her
car and drop your pants."
The cop says, "No freakin' way!"
The dispatcher says, "Just trust me, all the cops in
town have done it."
So the cop agrees and reluctantly walks up to her car.
He looks around and then drops his pants.
The blonde woman says, "Another breathalyser test? No
problem, I pass these all the time."
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