God Will Provide

A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After
dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. "So what are
your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." he
replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what
will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as
she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God
will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement
ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will
provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you support
children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father
questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the
mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job
and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."