My Private Part Died

Mr. Wallace, an old man and living in a nursing home, was very sad
and depressed. Nurse Tracey asked him if anything was wrong.
Mr. Wallace replied that his private part died today and he was very
sad.
Knowing that her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy replied that she was very sorry and please accept her
condolences.
The following day Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracey who said
he should not be walking down the hall like that and to please put his
private part back inside his pajamas.

Mr. Wallace replied that he could not as he told her
yesterday that his private part died.
Nurse Tracey said yes you did tell me that but why is it hanging out
of your pajamas?
Mr. Wallace replied that today was the viewing!!