Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest
story. He went into the mountains to do some
research.
There, he found an old farmer sitting on his porch,
introduced himself, and explained his mission.
The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened
around here that made you really happy?"
After a moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my
neighbor's daughter, a fine looking gal, got lost. We
formed a posse and found her. After we allscrewed her,
we took her back home."
"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can't
you think of anything else that happened that made you
happy?"
The farmer thought for a minute and smiled, "Yep! One
time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse
and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back
home."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that, either.
Let's try another approach. Has anything ever happened
around here that made you really sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed,
and after a few seconds he looked up timidly at the
young man and said, "This one time, I got lost..."
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