hello Mr. Jones", the secretary politely says "We'd love to have you
here, but I'm afraid you can't come in unless you did a good deed in
your life, and your record doesn't show anything. Did you do anything
good?"
"Well recently, I saw this man being mugged by a three huge
gang-bangers. So, I stopped my car,and pulled out my tire iron. Then,
I walked to their leader and hit him hard on the head. After he fell
dead, I looked at the others and said,'Who wants some things like this?"
"That's very brave, and kind. What happened next?" Asked the
celestial secretary.
"I'm here now, aren't I?"
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