9 words women use & Their true meaning

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-
verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing .
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she says"
a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. In this case, DO NOT say "you're
welcome" that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing
it herself. This will later result in a man asking
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.