Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife
or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has
it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has
it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid,
its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say
there Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife
suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver &
wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that
comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad
ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband
ke hisse mein aate hain
or Wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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