6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Rakesh Jain | Associate Consultant | +91 80 2208 3844 (O) | +91 93429
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Banking Products Division, Oracle Financial Services
Bangalore, India
Oracle Financial Services Software Limited was formerly i-flex
solutions limited.

-----Original Message-----
From: Rakesh Sampathraj-IP
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 5:18 PM
Subject: SLEEPING PILLS

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.