Cool Meanings

Cigarette:
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A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
at the other.

Love affairs:
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Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular
than a five-day test.

Marriage:
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It's an agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce:
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Future tense of marriage

Lecture:
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An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference:
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The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:
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The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by
feminine waterpower.Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before
marriage.

Conference Room:
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A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody
disagrees later on.

Ecstasy:
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A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have
never felt before.

Classic:
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A book which people praise,but do not read.Smile: A curve that can
set a lot of things straight.

Office:
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A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
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The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc:
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A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
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Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.

Experience:
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The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
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An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
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A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:
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A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.

Optimist:
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A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am
not injured yet.

Pessimist:
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A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser:
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A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:
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A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
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A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss:
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Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician:
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One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after.

Doctor:
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A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills