Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has
also returned back.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't
notice."
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the world for u,,
wife ,but promise me u will stay there.
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY
becomes the MUMMY.
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