Stairway To Heaven

A Marwari, a Bengali, and a Sardar were on their way to Heaven.
God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on
every 25th step he would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh
at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to
enter heaven.

The Marwari went first and started laughing on the 150th step, so
she could not enter heaven.

The Bengaliwent next and started laughing on the 350th step, so
she could not enter heaven either.

Then, it was the Sardar's turn. When he got to the 999th step,
she started laughing hysterically.

"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't even tell a joke."

"I know," the Sardar replied. "I just got the first one."