Fifty Rupees Business

Thursday, September 18, 2008
Musharraf is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of
Islamabad. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and
calls out: "Five hundred rupees!"

He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls
back: "Fifty!" She is disappointed and turns away and Musharraf
continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as
luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she would not
come down on her price. "Five Hundred!" she shouts and Musharraf
answers her: "Fifty!" No sale.

About a week later, Sehba(Musharraf's wife) has decided that she
wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Musharraf.
They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still
there. She eyes Musharraf and Sehba together and yells: "See what you
get for fifty rupees!"

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