I'm A Virgin

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and
says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm
a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"

The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try.
On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an
elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts
it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity
snapping."

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby to be will fall for
this.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The
wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up
her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things
begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in" and she snaps the elastic
band.

The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity
snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"