Kids Learn Fast

A little boy is getting ready for visitors & he goes up to his mom &
dad's room. They're fighting (as usual).

His mom says, 'Shut up bastard!' & the kid says, 'Mommy, mommy, what
does that word mean?'

'It'sanother word for gentleman.'

His dad says, 'No it does not Bitch!' & the kid
says, 'Daddy,daddy,what does that word mean?'

'It means lady.' & the kid breaks up the fight.

His mom goes to the bathroom & his dad goes to the kitchen. The kid
goes to the bathroom & his mom says,'Shit!' because she smeared
makeup all over.

And the kid says, 'Mommy what does that word mean?'

'It means makeup.'

So the kid goes to the kitchen & his dad is cutting the turkey, he
cuts himself & he says, 'Fuck'

'Daddy, what does that word mean?'

'It means cutting.'

The little kid goes up to his sister's room & she's talking to her
boyfriend on the phone & says,'You're such a dick!'

'Sister, what does that word mean?'

'It means boyfriend.'

And at that moment the doorbell rings and the kid opens the door.
The visitors were there. The kid says, 'Hello, bitches & bastards! My
mom is in the bathroom putting shit on her face, my dad is in the
kitchen fucking the turkey, and my sister is in her room talking to
her dick!'