within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how
their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe".
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out
the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good 'til the last drop. Mom blushed, but
was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read "Benson & Hedges".
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she
read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was
again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words" "British Airways".
Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through
the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the
airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both
ways."
Mom fainted.
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