Just Helping

Khurshid Bukhari was sitting in his second grade class when he looked
out the window and saw two dogs screwing in the school yard. He jumped
up and hollered, "Hey, everyone! look at that!"

The teacher ran to the window and pulled the blind.

A little girl in the front row said, "Teacher, what was those two dogs
doing?

The teacher said that the dog on top had a broken leg, and the dog on
the bottom was helping him get home.

Khurshid Bukhari then said, "Teacher, ain't that just like life, you
try to help someone out and end up getting screwed?"