Hump

One day a humped-back man was on his way home and he took a short
cut through a graveyard. He passed an open grave and to his surprise
Satan jumps out and says" give me your money!"

The man replies, " I have no money."

Satan says" give me your jewels!"

The man replies "I have no jewels."

"Well what do you have?" Satan asks.

"All I have," the man says, " is this hump on my back!"

"Give me that" Satan screams, and takes the hump off the mans back
and the man straightens up and walked away cured. When he got home he
told his friend, who had a pretty bad limp, about his experience with
the devil.

That next night his friend with the limp was walking home and took
that same short cut through the cemetery and came across that open
grave, and just like before Satan jumps out."Give me your money!"

"I have no money" the man says.

"Give me your jewels!" Satan screams.

"I have no jewels" the man simply replies.

"Well what do you have? Satan asks.

"All I have," the man answers, feeling pretty lucky" Is this limp."

"Oh," says Satan "Well, here's a hump to go with it!"