* If you don't she says "kitna akroo hai"
* If you dress nicely she says "mujhay impress karna chata hai"
* If you don't she says "tasteless hai yaar"
* If you argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
* If you sit quietly she says, "dumb hai"
* If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her
* If she acts smarter she think it's her right
* If you don't love her she says, "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkion
kay saath chakar hai"
* If you love her she says "peechay hi par Gaya hai"
* If you are skinny she says "You should have appropriate mass at
appropriate places"
* If you are healthy she says, "You should be smart"
* If you don't tell her your problem she says "You are not honest to
me"
* If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child"
* If you scold her she says, "You act like a NANA giving lecture"
* If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care"
* If you break a promise she says, "She does not trust you any more"
* If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"
* If you smoke she says "You are a bad boy"
* If she smokes she says "Just for enjoyment yaar"
* If you do well in exams she says "Qismat ne saath diya warna tum or
good marks"
* If she gets goods mark she says" Its my brain"
* If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my
feelings"
* If she hurts you she replies"You are not understanding"
& They claim they are not Hypocrates, Interesting na !!!
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