bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast
asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet
and proceeded to make love to her.
Later, he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled
to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.
"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We just made love!"
"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came
over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie
down for awhile."
Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't
believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"
The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen
years and I wasn't about to start now!"
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