PANTY RUB

Wednesday, September 17, 2008
A man asked his neighbor how he kept his car looking so nice and
glossy.

The neighbor replied that his wife gave him all her worn out panties
and he used these to polish his car with.

Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his stenographer for some of
hers, so one day at the office he asked: By the way, Miss Jones, what do
you do with your panties when you wear them out?"

Why," she replied demurely, "If I can find them afterwards, I put
them back on again!".

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