he wouldn't ask for directions.
* God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV
remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
* God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
* God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a
new one for himself.
* God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
* God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would
never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
* As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his
tools.
* Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for
anything else that was really his fault.
* As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
And the No. 1 reason of all . . .
* God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better
than that"
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