2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will
come home with the wrong thing.
3) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a
commercial, do not hassle me that the commercials have probably
finished, and to change the channel back. I always know when the timing
is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back,
there was a good reason why I skipped it.
4) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to
carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the
chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
5) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do
something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to
discuss it.
6) If you don't like the way I am driving, close your eyes. And I
would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse
inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will
be your fault.
7) I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
8) Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And
remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the
occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
9) Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain
accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and
would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
10) If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you
should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop
giving me a hard time about missing the bowl.
11) I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
12) Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd
background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.
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