MARRIAGE "MIRANDA" RIGHTS

Wednesday, September 17, 2008
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted AND MISUNDERSTOOD AND then used AND HELD against you FOREVER.

IF YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE FOR WHAT SHE THOUGHT YOU MEANT BY WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU SHOULD
HAVE EXERCISED YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. (EVEN IF YOU MEANT THE
EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE THOUGHT YOU MEANT.)


YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY, ALTHOUGH THAT WON'T HELP. YOU'LL
HAVE TO PAY THEM AND YOU'LL STILL LOSE EVERYTHING IN THE DIVORCE
SETTLEMENT.

YOU CANNOT WIN-GIVE UP ALL HOPE AND JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH-EVEN THOUGH
YOU'LL BE PUNISHED FOR REMAINING SILENT-BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG FOR NOT
SAYING WHAT SHE THINKS YOU'RE THINKING.

REPEAT AFTER ME-"YES, DEAR!" ANYTHING ELSE WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD,
AND YOU WILL SUFFER FOR IT.

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