* This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
* Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..?
Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.
* LESBIAN kisko kehte hain?
2 kamini larkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
* Marwari 2 prostitute: I'll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees.
After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style?
Marwari: Payment after 90 days!
* You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?
No?
Why, don't you like pizza?!
* Define Rape with the help of one good example?
Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For e.g. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!
* Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
* Height of being Realistic:
An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!
* Knowledge is like your underwear... You should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep your knowledge aside!
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