Pappu Back in Action

Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan's to Pappu.
Ravan: "say vatsa what u want"
Pappu: "i want 100 vardan's "
Ravan: "but i can give u only 3 varas"
Pappu: "but i want 100 vardan's"
Ravan: "no child thats not possible "
Pappu: "no i wants 100 means 100"
Ravan: "no i can give u only 3 if u wants then take or else i m going."
Pappu: "ok but what i will ask u will give me definetly?"
Ravan: "sure its promise from rakshas raj ravana"
Pappu: "1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wodden
bamboo stick"
Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.
Pappu: "second var, put that stick in ur as*hole"..deep inside..!!
Ravan: (confused but........)"tathastu" and in great pain asks pappu to ask for the third vardan asap...
Pappu: "now are you giving me rest 97 varas or should i ask to convert that stick again to GADA ??"