How to Identify cities in India

Friday, September 19, 2008
Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
They start arguing about who's right.


You are in Kolkata

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
Walks on.

That's Mumbai

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program.

That's Bangalore

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace
comes in.

That's Chennai.

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home
being friends.

You are in Goa

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle and you are pouring
the drink on your feet
Cure : Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

Why do some people get all the luck ?

Please go through it , it's must read...
Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks
they deserve?

By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire


A psychologist says he has discovered the answer:

Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some
people are always in the right place at the right time, while others
consistently experience ill fortune. I placed advertisements in
national newspapers asking for people who felt consistently lucky or
unlucky to contact me.

Hundreds of extraordinary men and women volunteered for my research
and over the years, I have interviewed them, monitored their lives
and had them take part in experiments.

The results reveal that although these people have almost no insight
into the causes of their luck, their thoughts and behavior are
responsible for much of their good and bad fortune. Take the case of
seemingly chance opportunities. Lucky people consistently encounter
such opportunities, whereas unlucky people do not.

I carried out a simple experiment to discover whether this was due to
differences in their ability to spot such opportunities. I gave both
lucky and unlucky people a newspaper, and asked them to look through
it and tell me how many photographs were inside. I had secretly
placed a large message halfway through the n ewspaper saying: "Tell
the experimenter you have seen this and win £250."

This message took up half of the page and was written in type that
was more than two inches high. It was staring everyone straight in
the face, but the unlucky people tended to miss it and the lucky
people tended to spot it. Unlucky people are generally more tense
than lucky people, and this anxiety disrupts their ability to notice
the unexpected.

As a result, they miss opportunities because they are too focused on
looking for something else. They go to parties intent on finding
their perfect partner and so miss opportunities to make good friends.
They look through newspapers determined to find certain types of job
advertisements and miss other types of jobs.

Lucky people are more relaxed and open, and therefore see what is
there rather than just what they are looking for. My research
eventually revealed that lucky people generate good fortune via four
principles. They are skilled at creating and noticing chance
opportunities, make lucky decisions by listening to their intuition,
create self-fulfilling prophesies via positive expectations, and
adopt a resilient attitude that transforms bad luck into good.

Towards the end of the work, I wondered whether these principles
could be used to create good luck. I asked a group of volunteers to
spend a month carrying out exercises designed to help them think and
behave like a lucky person.

Dramatic results These exercises helped them spot chance
opportunities, listen to their intuition, expect to be lucky, and be
more resilient to bad luck. One month later, the volunteers returned
and described what had happened. The results were dramatic: 80% of
people were now happier, more satisfied with their lives and, perhaps
most important of all, luckier.

The lucky people had become even luckier and the unlucky had become
lucky. Finally, I had found the elusive "luck factor"

Here are Professor Wiseman's four top tips for becoming lucky:
1) Listen to your gut instincts - they are normally right
2) Be open to new experiences and breaking your normal routine
3) Spend a few moments each day remembering things that went well
4) Visualize yourself being lucky before an important meeting or
telephone call. Luck is very often a self- fulfilling prophecy

Have a Lucky day and work for it.

Little Robot

One day johny's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap
the person who lied on the face.

johny returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son
why are you late from school?"

johny answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped johny on his
face.

His dad told him Mone (son) This robot is special in that he can
detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell
me the truth, " Why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments",
Splatt johny got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

" No dad honest I went for the movie Murder." Shame on you son when I
was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot

Hearing all this, johny's mother comes walking out of the kitchen
saying,

"Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?" ( After all he is your
son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a
resounding slap on johnys mothers face.