SUSPECT: Good ones

PRINTER CLEANINGS    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.    Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"    "Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."

 

 WATCH

 

 Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.

 

 "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked.

 

 "Nope," Jimmy replied.

 

 "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked.

 

 "Nope."

 

 "You didn't steal it did you?"

 

 "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were on the job. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me."

 

 Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.

 

 That night he waited outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

 

 Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily, "What do you want now?"

 

 "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.

 

 "Well, stand in the corner and keep quiet then," said his father.

 

 

 

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

 Rakesh Jain | Associate Consultant | +91 80 2208 3844 (O) | +91 93429 25974 (M)

 Banking Products Division, Oracle Financial Services
 Bangalore, India

 Oracle Financial Services Software Limited was formerly i-flex solutions limited.

 

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