A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."
The boy replied, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly . . . but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said, "Well, may be you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
Mr. Hamd, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Robina, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Robina gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Hamid, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Hamid called on Miss Javarai and asked the same question. Miss Javaria, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr. Hamid.
"And now, Miss Robina, I have three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
My joy touched mountainous height On my first wedding night They call it honey moon, Which we were to observe soon. At midnight I entered the room With my handsome bride groom. He closed the door, from inside And kissed me, that is his bride. Sitting on the bed he asked me to come Out of shame, I kept mum. As if I were dead He pulled me on the bed. With a smile he gazed at me I put my head on knee. I was to lift my head And lie on the bed. I did it accordingly he took it smilingly, Lying alongside, he touched my thigh And left a deep sigh. He is surveying my body, with eyes and touch With which, he appeared to be amused much. He began showering kisses And said "How beautiful is my Mrs." He drew me nearer and nearer I am experiencing fear and terror. Do all men do this? Love, embrace and kiss. He embraced me with love And lifted me above. His heart is beating on one side, and mind on other side. His kisses were warm, And full of charm. Putting hands on my hips, He tasted my lips. So far in the past, My blood never ran so fast. I blushed a lot, Besides feeling hot. Then a moment came, I felt much shame. He was busy like bees, And pulled sari over my knees. On the spot ,there was no hair, As I removed it with a shear. His hands are moving thigh to cunt, Which I felt like electric current. His action made me warm and bold, Soon his penis was in my hold. I took his organ in my hand, Which was warm like desert sand. He started at my legs, Just as a pauper begs. He compared them with pine, More charming and more fine. He looked me very smart, At the very start. He was mad, And I was glad. He pulled my sari more, But could not reach the shore. The knot was tight To open, he had to fight. Then he attacked the upper part, Which was breast guard. He held above the breast very tight, With pain, I cried slight. He cared not for my pain, And went on like an unsane. After removing the brassieres, he found My breasts, pointed and round. He pressed them hard, neglecting my shout My delicate breasts were not out. I raised an alarm again, But I felt charm in pain. Neglecting my cries, he continued It was difficult to change his attitude. He hold me to " bear the pain and do not mind, At the moment I am blind. Putting mouth on the nipples, he began to suck And called it essential before fuck. I was naked as I was born All the clothes were thrown. I was naked from head to feet He praised me , clear and neat. He also removed his cloths, Naked we were both. Lenghthy and thick was his prick, Not less than a bamboo stick. He was looking his penis, With delight and eagerness. He clung to me, Like a snake on tree. He started at my cunt, Which he was next to hunt. In this war, my cunt would burst, And he was to quench with thirst. Subsequent strokes were Harder and harder. In a few strokes my hymen was teared, And block road was cleared. Then his prick was into its full length, I was wondering about his strength. I now enjoyed the game, There was no pain and shame. I asked to put the whole prick inside He said" It is already in, nothing is outside". I was now not coward Moving my hand backward and forward. He was also performing his role, And put his finger in my hole. He then stopped his act, What he will do, I knew the act. My cunt was hot like fire, Being woman, I could not express my desire. After a while I became more sexy, Flexy and vexy. He then lifted my legs high, And put his on the thigh. There was movement in my clitoris, As if inviting his penis. With the fingers the last way devided And desiring, I could not get frightened. He placed his penis on it And gave a light jerk to fit. As a part of axis entered Here, now our attention centered. Our legs entangled with each other, Before progressing further. It was like a hidden treasure, Which gave me a heavenly pleasure. He held me tight in his arms, His kisses were ruthless and warm. He caught my tongue with his teeth, And pressed my chin length. On my level he cast a kiss And called it a thing never to miss. His prick was in full erection, Moving in upward and downward direction. With strength he pushed his penis in my hole, Which has shaked my body and soul. Please be soft, I made humble requests, He said" false culprit, the policeman arrests". Before coitus, i could never imagine, How such a lengthy lump would fit in. But now I found his penis short in size, Undoubtedly, after experience one is wise. From pain, I was freed, And he was fucking with speed. He was fucking much faster, With joy I clung to my master. Then he gave a last but strong jerk, Which ment, he finished his work. At last he reached to his peak, And attained what he wanted to seek. The penis poured fluid in my hole, Which was real satisfaction to my soul. He kept lying upon me silently, But slipped after a while, though reluctantly. A lot blood has spilled On my cunt, his penis and bed. I asked him to where from the blood came, He told "It is the out come of the game". It does come during first inter course, Whether one is fucked softly or with force.
A new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the First Sergeant why the camel was kept there. "Well, sir," replied the sergeant, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have the camel, Sir." The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own urges, and asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants and had sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town."
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