Men on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in theline of men who dominated their women there is only one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Girls r surely going to read it
*Believe it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... So true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.
24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
25. Guys think too much.
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
SEND THIS TO ALL GIRLS SO THAT THEY CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND
GUYS
SEND THIS TO GUYS TO LET THEM KNOW THEMSELVES MORE.......
This concept is little bit funny but its 100 % true . So check out these funny lines .
• If u treat her nice she says"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
• If u dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
• If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
• If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
• If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
• If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
• If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
• If she acts smarter she think its her right
• If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ka saath chakar hai"
• If u love her she says"peechay hi par gayaa hai"
• If u dont tell her ur prob she says" u r not honest 2 me"
• If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
• If u scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
• If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
• If u break a promise she says "he does not trust u any more"
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