Husband & Wife

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want todivorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithfulto me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not asingle child resembles him."
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Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One monthafter I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered allthese years so let him suffer now."


Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of herhusband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; buthave I ever said anything bad about him?"
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Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple nextdoor and said,
"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her wellenough."
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Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she startsshouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody daresanswer her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" Theman replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of thehouse and none of them dares to answer back.
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Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always camehome late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once myhusband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed Icalled out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "Yousee, his name is Bill."
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Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" Hereplied,
"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What'swonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet